Lack of Design Star

Summertime = awesome.
Television = awesome.
Summertime Television ≠ awesome.

Have you been watching Design Star on HGTV or am I the only one? After six episodes of this crap, I officially demand that HGTV give me my own design show or make me president of the the network. One or the other.

I have no clue where HGTV dredged up these designers nor do I know who comes up with the challenges, but the combo is all one pathetic mess.

This week's challenge was to design a high-end apartment for a Trump condo development located in New Jersey. The designers had to incorporate a piece of their selected NYC souvenirs (broadway, taxicab, statute of liberty, etc.) into the design. The contestants were divided into two teams. The guest ~~undertaker~~ judge was Donald Trump, Jr. Let's face it-- The only thing that Donald Jr. needs to be judging is embalming fluid. He is gross.

Vern and DTJ

Let start with the losers.

This is the best that three designers shopping in NYC could come up with? No artwork-- and what is that arrangement on the table? I have seen home-stagers in Oklahoma come up with better designs.

Then there was the bedroom.

Look at the linens. No only do they look sparse, do the "designers" not know how to make a bed properly? Oh and never mind the fact that they thought it would be a good idea to get rid of the box springs. WTF??? Don't even get me started on the curtains that are not seen.

On to the bathroom,

REALLY?????? This reminds me of Chase's college dorm bathroom.

The winners were not much better. The designer who won overall, was given accolades for his deconstruction of the I heart NY bag.

This little silver pillow made him the big winner?

This shiz is starting to get on my nerves.

While we are on the shiz subject, let's judge the judges shall we?

First up, Candance Olson.

She reminds me of some sort of goofy chicken, though I must say that her designs (on DIVINE DESIGN) are awesome. On her show, it is pretty apparent that she wants to jump the bones of her electrician, Chico, and that makes me uncomfortable.

Candance in a nutshell: she has a troubling hair situation and a very odd personality. Maybe she is just being Canadian. I have no idea??? I only know one Canadian so I don't really have a great frame of reference.

Next, let's talk about Genevive Gorder
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HGTV has totally sucked the personality out of this former TLC star. She was super fun on trading spaces, now she is just blah. Even her hair has lost its oomph.

Speaking of former TLC stars, let's talk Vern Yip.

Though he has always struck me as an arrogant twit, he has just gotten downright crabby on HGTV. He always seems like he is annoyed by having to waste his precious time being a judge.

Oh well Vern, you should be annoyed. The designers suck.

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9 profound comments:

Sharlene T. said...: I can't believe you made it to the sixth show... I couldn't watch after the first... I think they're just creating reality shows out of nothing now and the judges with the least amount of expertise but lots of 'stardom' attached to their names... They're obviously pushing a new theme on the world and a particular vendor... they should have chosen either you or me, that's the truth and they're the poorer for not doing so... come visit when you can...

Twitter: SolarChief; 11:51 AM
cfoxes33 said...: Now I know not to watch this show! Thanks.; 12:12 PM
Kristina P. said...: I am so with you. This season has been painful. Vern is just unlikeable.

I am so glad they got rid of Nina and her one trick pony last episode.; 12:41 PM
Allyson & Jere said...: This makes me so sad! I absolutely LOVE Design Star. It has been one of my all time favorite shows. However, THIS season I haven't even seen one episode, only because i keep forgetting to watch my DVR'd shows. So, I'm sad that it's sucking so bad this year. I mean hello, the world would not know David Bromstad and "Colorsplash" were it not for Design Star. Just sayin.

Your assessments/judgements of the judges cracked me up!

I ADORE Candice Olsen, i think she is GENIUS! But, she does get a little ridiculous on the show (never thought she wanted Chico, 'cause eww), but you're right...her hair is an issue.

Genevive I used to love on TLC, I can't stand her anymore.

Love Vern, but again, you are so right. He's a little full of himself these days.

And really...let's go back in time to Trading Spaces...what horrible design was THAT?! WOW!

Anyway, now I need to go watch and decide for myself whether or not this season is a true bust. But, if the pictures you just showed are any indication, I'm afraid, very, VERY afraid.; 5:09 PM
Shelly Belly's Boutique said...: Love the breakdown of characters on this show

UGGg...i hate Donald Trump Jr. Yeah, he's a rich lame loser...I think a pomeranian would have more personality than him.

Thanks for that link! Very funny.; 5:15 PM
The Empress said...: oh, i love this post. I thought I was the only one that thought something was up with candace olsen..she's all like plugged in or something..

this was hilarious!!!; 10:59 PM
LORi said...: I look forward each season to DS and I have to agree with you...this season has been a bit Wah wah wahhhhhh!!!!!

Hugs from one "Lori" to another!!; 12:17 PM
Joannafesto said...: We don't get this show here, but that bed is just the saddest thing I have ever seen. It's kind of pitiful. With all of that money you would think DJr. could hire a freakin' hairdresser, or at least shampoo. Ick!; 7:49 AM
Candace said...: Hi Lori!

I just found your blog and I love it. You are saying what I have been thinking about this Design Star mess! I'm your newest follower and look forward to getting to know you.

Have a great Sunday, Candace; 10:04 AM