Thank God the "Thought Police" aren't real
They are fake right?
If not:
I killed about 9 people today. 1 or 2 may have been dismembered.
I should be eligible for parole in about 3011.
See you then.
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- lexlocilori
- Colorado, United States
- Lex loci is Latin for "law of the place," I am Lori. This is my gigantic blog about life, law and whatever amuses or irritates me at the moment. I am a high country dweller and as you may come to see, the world is a little skewed when you are at the top. I live here with my husband, Matt. He claims to have searched the world over to find me, but I know for a fact, he rarely left Breckenridge. We share our space with a pound hound, a very out of place chihuahua and, sometimes, with our 20 year old son, Chase. I practice law, often in my pajamas.
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7 profound comments:
Maybe we can be cell mates!
Just wait until this Friday..."Black Friday"...and you will have lots and lots of company :-)
Make room for me in your cell. At least it'll be a party with Kristina in there too.
I'm always relieved that people can't read my mind. It's not always so nice in there. BUT, in my defense, if people weren't such IDIOTS, it'd be much nicer!
I'll bring the emery boards so you can start working on the bars... they will let you blog, in there, right? Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Thought police?
I'd be in HUGE trouble. All the time.
I'm pretty sure I've already been executed by the thought police and am sitting down on the bullet train to hell...I saved you a seat!
that's next. after body scanners are on every corner...
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